Christian One-Liners
Give God what's right -- not what's left.
Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
A lot of kneeling will leave you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone else.
In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma but never let him be the period.
The church is prayer conditioned.
We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
Plan ahead -- It was not raining when Noah built the ark.
Excercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop -- God's Word is the room where positives come to life..
When things get really tough, just remember, you aren't nailed to a cross and probably won't be.
God can do more with the 10% you tithe than you can ever do with 100% so give to the Lord.
Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
Don't just seek the Kingdom, seek the King.
Don't fall in love with church, fall in love with God.
If the King likes you, it does not matter who else does not like you.
One nod from God, is worth more than an arena of applause from man.
One day of favor is worth more than a lifetime of labor.
Where my strength ends, Jesus begins.
Religion is for people who don't want to go to hell, spirituality is for people who have already been there.